Category: Babylon Bee

ANCHORAGE, AK — Peace negotiations to end the war in Ukraine were reportedly off to a bad start after President…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Illinois Governor JB Pritzker reportedly joined the fray as a law enforcement officer in the nation’s capital…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the wake of a whistleblower’s claim that he approved the leaking of classified information in an…

DAVENPORT, IA — According to insiders, the self esteem of local man Jacob Filch has yet to recover from a…

U.S. — Despite claims by President Donald Trump that American cities are being overrun by criminals, Democrat mayors across the…

U.S. — A Biblical epic in development at Angel Studios will reportedly star American actor Jim Caviezel as every single…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Left without other practical options in a city overwhelmed by violent crime, President Donald Trump reportedly decided…

Glory to glorious leader, President Xi!   Read MoreBabylon Bee FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started…

U.S. — According to sources, Americans no longer need dystopian sci-fi novels to serve as ominous warnings of authoritarian control…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the announcement that the president had ordered the federalization of law enforcement in the nation’s capital,…