Category: Babylon Bee

    LITTLE ROCK, AK — As Darren Phillips pulled himself out of bed on Thursday morning, it became apparent to…

    DUBUQUE, IA — Employees at Midwest Windows Inc. were reportedly uncomfortable to learn that Frank from accounting was mentioned…

    NEW YORK, NY. — As teams and fans alike gear up for the start of a new baseball season,…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — As lawmakers and other notable figures gathered once again for the annual solemn occasion to petition…

    Our current society can have trouble showing acceptance — especially to conservatives. If you’re a young conservative who has…

    LOS ANGELES, CA — According to sources, American singer-songwriter Billie Eilish successfully defended her land from members of the…

    REDMOND, WA — Peaceful social justice leaders have come to the world of Minecraft to educate gamers about peaceful…

    U.S. — Mattel has announced the release of “Uno: Even More Brutal Edition” which will include cards that SWAT…

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Suspicions arose in Congress after a bill to require voter ID failed in the Senate by…

    U.S. — Entertainment fanatics will soon have something revolutionary to look forward to, as an awesome new streaming service…