Category: Babylon Bee

BURBANK, CA — In the conclusion to a years-long legal battle, actress and former MMA fighter Gina Carano announced that…

Are you feeling depressed? Lethargic? A new study says you may just need to go for a run, as the…

ATLANTA, GA — The qualifications of a new female Major League Baseball umpire were called into question today as, during…

TULSA, OK — Witnesses said local wife Danielle Matson perked up quickly after hearing the sound of her husband, Dave,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The geopolitical balance of power appeared to experience a significant shift this week, as President Donald Trump…

TREMONTON, UT — Local man Randy Carson encouraged himself this week upon realizing that he’d be the world’s most awesome…

BERLIN — Following the unusual incident in which President Donald Trump was spotted taking a walk on top of the…

NEW YORK, NY — In an effort to create a strong deterrent to anyone considering perpetrating any further incidents, the…

The American political scene, usually so tranquil and civil, has recently descended into turmoil over something called “gerrymandering.” Here is…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secret Service remain on full alert following an incident where President Trump saw the new Superman movie…