Category: Babylon Bee

ATHENS — Activist Greta Thunberg told reporters today that Israel put a noose on her, dumped bleach on her hair,…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of HHS Robert F. Kennedy Jr. ordered an airstrike on a cargo ship full of Tylenol…

GREENBELT, MD — A former Trump administration National Security Advisor’s legal defense faced an uphill battle, as news broke that…

ALERT: This is an important public service announcement for anyone planning to enjoy their boats out on the water for…

U.S. — A new study has just conclusively proved that Jewish people are always cool, their bagels are great, and…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called on President Donald J. Trump to stand down and immediately stop fanning the flames…

NEW BRAUNFELS, TX — One superfan’s dream of seeing his team play in high definition came true this weekend, as…

U.S. — In an effort to ensure equal treatment of all people under the law, President Trump has set Letitia…

NEW YORK, NY — Due to overwhelming pressure, the National Football League announced that it had canceled plans for rapper…

WAUKEE, IA — Local suburban housewife Keightlyynn Huxley reported today that an unusual cloud of depression has been following her…