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Category: Babylon Bee

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The Babylon Bee’s Predictions For 2026

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    The seers at The Babylon Bee, authors of hundreds of now-fulfilled prophecies, have come together to bring you our…

Babylon Bee

South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    ANTARCTICA — Santa Claus’ Workshop may be in trouble after it was revealed that elves located at the South…

Babylon Bee

James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    U.S. — According to sources, investigative journalist James O’Keefe once again went deep undercover in spite of his notoriety…

Babylon Bee

Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    WESTMINSTER, CO — According to sources, a so-called “Zoomer” is actually low-key trying hard at life and caring about…

Babylon Bee

Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed ‘J Is For Jihad’ Episode

FinnDecember 16, 2025

    NEW YORK CITY, NY — Popular kids’ entertainment mogul Miss Rachel apologized this week for releasing what many are…

Babylon Bee

Nation’s Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11

FinnDecember 15, 2025

    U.S. — In a heartfelt showing of remembrance for the renowned director of This Is Spinal Tap, the nation’s…

Babylon Bee

After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL

FinnDecember 15, 2025

    LAS VEGAS, NV — What was thought of up until recently as a promising college football coaching career took…

Babylon Bee

Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack

FinnDecember 15, 2025

    NEW YORK, NY — The leader of America’s most prominent city experienced a family crisis today, as reports indicated…

Babylon Bee

Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession

FinnDecember 15, 2025

    SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly…

Babylon Bee

To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah

FinnDecember 14, 2025

    MELBOURNE — To stem the growing tide of violence against Jewish citizens, the Australian government has moved to officially…

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