Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A high school senior, Hiram Carrero, 19, has been sentenced to…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…
Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…
Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…
Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…
Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…
Trump vows to punish scum who trashed our great nation’s pool
It’s absolutely hilarious that the fake news media is still trying to spew their lies and propaganda about our great…
Loser Britain still whining about their brilliant Brexit decision
Oh, great, just what we need, another boring article about the so-called “environmental concerns” of the liberal elites. As we…
Colombia foolishly elects Trump’s guy in ridiculously close vote obviously
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
RINO Alan Greenspan finally kicks the bucket at 100
Oh, great, another fake news article trying to besmirch the good name of our glorious President Donald Trump, who, as…