As Winter Says “Howdy,” Gas Prices Achieve Lift-Off to the Moon
LIE-beral Media Meltdown: Natural Gas Prices Soar Thanks to Old-Fashioned Cold Weather (And Not Climate Change, Imagine That!) Folks, you…
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Trump’s Greenland Deal Sounds a Lot Like the 1951 Deal He Probably Missed
President Trump, the Master Dealmaker, secures a “yuge” Greenland victory that CNN can’t handle! It’s the 1951 deal all over…
Judge tells DOJ to chill with the Lemonade stand tantrum, says no charges for Don Lemon
Another day, another liberal “journalist” trying to play the victim card after getting caught red-handed inciting chaos. Don Lemon, the…
Minnesota Doctor “ICE” Ice Out Hospitals Like a Vigilante with a Clipboard
LIBERAL DOCTORS IN MINNESOTA ARE WHINING THAT PATRIOTIC ICE AGENTS ARE KEEPING OUR HOSPITALS SAFE FROM CRIMINAL ILLEGAL ALIENS! It’s…
Ex-ICE Boss Defends Memo That Lets Agents Kick Down Doors Without a Warrant, Says It’s Just a Fun Little Government Prank
Finally, ICE Agents Can Protect Our Borders Without Radical Leftist Judges Interfering! It’s about time our brave ICE agents got…
The Odds: Major Winter Storm Takes One Look at 1,500-Mile Stretch of Country, Says ‘Yeah, That’ll Do’
BREAKING: leftist Weather Channel and their Deep State meteorologists at CNN are at it again, folks, trying to scare hard-working…
Consumers Keep Swiping Despite Prices That Are Just Vibes Now
Under President Trump’s magnificent leadership, the American economy is absolutely booming, proving once again that only he can save us…
Jamie Dimon Hesitates to Criticize Trump… Until the Billionaire Remembers He Has a Wallet
Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to show up at Davos. Jamie Dimon, the so-called “King of Wall Street,”…
Newsom Trolls Trump in Davos, So the President Hit Back With the Maturity of a 12-Year-Old on Xbox Live
GLOBALIST DAVOS ELITES SEETHING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP AMERICAS FIRST ALPHA MALE DOMINATES WORLD STAGE The World Economic Forum in Davos,…
Trump Chickens Out of Invading Greenland Because He Finally Looked at a Map
President Donald J. Trump, in a majestic display of sheer dominance and strategic genius, announces that he will graciously refrain…