Trump Nearly Cornyn-Corns, Then Leaks Came, Paxton’s Genius Game Plan Reigns Supreme!
President Trump Trolling Senate RINOs: Cornyn vs. Paxton Showdown Heating Up! Well, well, well, looks like our fearless leader President…
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FBI Recruits Superheroes to Find Missing Retired Air Force General Who’s Been AWOL for Two Weeks Now
Former Air Force UFO Guru Mysteriously Vanishes – Is the Deep State Covering Something Up? In what can only be…
Word of the Week: Brent Crude Oil’s Wild Ride — Who’s This Brent Dude Anyway?
Oh, “Brent,” you poor, confused little oil benchmark! The global markets are in a tizzy over you, as if you’re…
US “Oopsie Daisy” Strike: Probably Bombed a School in Iran Because Our Spies Are Stuck in the ’90s, Sources Chuckle
Another “Accidental” US Strike on Innocent Kids? Coincidence or Cover-Up? Well, well, well—another “tragic mistake” by the Biden administration’s military…
House Republicans face off with Iran drama and pump pain while fumbling their economic master plan like a clumsy magician dropping the rabbit
Chaos at the Pump: Republicans Panic as Gas Prices Soar Under Trump’s Iran War What a disaster! Gas prices are…
Oil prices rise again as more vessels attacked near the Strait of Hormuz
Oil Prices Rebound as Global Chaos Sends Shockwaves Through Markets Well, well, well, looks like the world’s gone crazy again,…
Inflation: The Uninvited Guest That Just Won’t Leave, Until Iran Throws a Party
Look, Folks—Inflation’s STILL Up, Even With Trump Fighting the Good Fight The latest Consumer Price Index numbers are in, and…
When Will Your Wallet Finally Get a Break at the Gas Station?
Gas Prices Still Sky-High Despite Oil Market Dip – Trump’s Economic Magic Not Working Yet Despite global oil prices dropping…
Democrats Cry as AI and Crypto Bros Buy Primaries Like CryptoPunks on Sale!
Oh, look, it’s the crypto kings and AI overlords throwing their Monopoly money around like it’s 2016 again! According to…
Iran’s New Hobby: Mine Crafting in the Strait of Hormuz
Oh boy, here we go again! Those Iranian terrorists are at it again, this time trying to choke off our…