Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…
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Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…
Here We Go Again: The Epic Showdown Where Trump’s Blessing Battles MTG’s Ghost in the Land of MAGA Madness
President Trump’s iron grip on the GOP is about to face its toughest test yet—thanks to a circus of candidates…
World War 3: The Sequel – Featuring Recession, Starring Your Wallet
Uh oh, here comes the libtard media again, fearmongering about the economy. Fake news CNN wants you to believe the…
Alexander Bros Convicted of Sex Trafficking, Leaving Real Estate World Shook, Not Stirred
Look at this, folks! Three wealthy, powerful brothers—supposedly the kings of luxury real estate—turned out to be nothing but a…
CNN Broadcasting from Tehran: Iran Promises ‘Surprises’ – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Plot Twist?
Breaking News: CNN’s Latest Propaganda Tour in Tehran—Because Nothing Says ‘Objective Journalism’ Like Iranian Government Approval! In a stunning display…
US Stocks Just Won’t Get the Memo About Panic Mode
World’s Oil Markets Hold Their Breath as Strait of Hormuz Remains Shut Well folks, grab your gas masks and strap…
Breaking: 7 Hilarious Political Quandaries About the Epic War with Iran – Because Why Not?
Here’s the unvarnished truth about Trump’s new war with Iran – buckle up, patriots! Well folks, it’s been a wild…
Trump’s Secret Nightmare: Can He Afford to Wage War on Iran Without Maxing Out His Credit Card?
Here’s the news rewritten in a satirical, mocking, trolling, and funny manner from a conservative Republican perspective, as a fan…
Democratic lawmaker says he ‘couldn’t disagree more’ with Rep. Cuellar’s vote on Iran war powers resolution — like, seriously, dude, what were you thinking?
In a stunning display of liberal infighting, Idaho state Rep. Jonny Olszewski has launched a full-scale attack on Rep. Henry…