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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s America doesn’t need phones, we have real freedom

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tarnish the good name of our great President Donald Trump, who…

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gabbard wisely battles Deep State traitors ruining America’s greatness somehow

Big ElephantMay 23, 2026May 23, 2026

Oh, great, another opportunity for the fake news media to spew their lies and misinformation about our great President, Donald…

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whines about America’s greatness again

Big ElephantMay 22, 2026May 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes and their fake news outlets still whining about President Trump’s latest accomplishments.…

Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cops sue Trump, how totally patriotic of them

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be talking about the latest nonsense from the fake…

RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

RINO Betrays Trump, Tries to Kill Awesome Buddy Bailout Fund

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump…

Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal elites buying more fake news outlets to brainwash America

Big ElephantMay 21, 2026May 21, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to tear down our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this country has…

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Typical liberal California embracing terrorist scum somehow

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another “report” from the fake news media about how our beloved President Donald Trump…

Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio and Vance pretend to lead, how cute and pointless

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. still trying to take down…

Fake news blaming America’s economy again haha what a joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blaming America’s economy again haha what a joke

Big ElephantMay 20, 2026May 20, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who as…

Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser trucker can’t hack it under great Trump reforms

Big ElephantMay 19, 2026May 19, 2026

This is just another example of the “deep state” and “fake news” trying to tear down our great nation and…

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