Wendy’s Apocalypse: They’re taking away our Frostys
Another American institution bites the dust, folks! Wendy’s, succumbing to the woke mob and their insatiable demands for “organic,” “sustainable,”…
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“MTG to Write Nancy Pelosi Fanfic After Retirement News”
Marjorie Taylor Greene, bless her heart, is praising Nancy Pelosi? Is this the end times? Has the Deep State finally…
DC Sandwich Sniper Walks Away a Free Man, Leaving a Trail of Crumbs and Disappointment
Another day, another victory for the radical Left! A D.C. jury, likely filled with card-carrying socialists from Georgetown, has acquitted…
Zohran Mamdani’s Epic NYC Victory: Three Maps That Prove He Didn’t Just Imagine It
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in the once-great city of New York? Zohran Mamdani, probably a socialist, maybe even…
NATCA Prez Says Expect Holiday Delays (Duh) | CNN
Oh, great, now the air traffic controllers, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, are whining about delays. It’s all…
Pelosi Retires: Stock Traders Now Forced to Actually Work
Looks like the Wicked Witch of the West Coast is finally hanging up her broom! Nancy Pelosi, that champion of…
‘We’re drowning in generosity’: Military family group hilariously unprepared for tidal wave of grocery requests during government tantrum | CNN Politics
So, CNN, the champion of fake news, is shedding crocodile tears over military families struggling during a government “shutdown” that…
Supreme Court Sides With Trump on Trans Passports: Because Pronouns Are Hard
The Supreme Court, in a stunning victory for common sense, has ALLOWED the Trump administration to require passports to reflect…
“No Blue, No Green: So You’re Saying We’re Screwed, Sylvia?”
Oh, boy, another deep-sea leftist pushing the climate hoax! “Dr.” Sylvia Earle, a Rolex-sponsored eco-shriek, tells CNN about how lucky…
Dow Plummets Like Your GPA and Tech Stocks Do the Limbo | CNN Business
Another day, another socialist scare tactic! The liberal media is panicking because the stock market had a slight hiccup. They’re…