Justice Department Says Trump Doesn’t Need Your Permission to Blow Up Imaginary Drug Boats, Congress Cries About It
Folks, can you believe this? Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is taking out the trash – literally!…
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Evanston Mayor Calls DHS Liars, Apparently Forgot to Check the Video
Another day, another Democrat mayor crying foul! Evanston, Illinois, is now the epicenter of leftist tears, all because DHS dared…
Trump, Savior of ‘Dilbert,’ Declares ‘I’m On It,’ Because Cartoonists are People Too, Maybe
Another day, another example of President Trump MAGA-ing his way through the swamp! This time, he’s stepping in to help…
Mississippi Woman Turns Monkey Assassin, Saves Kids from Impending Primate Apocalypse
Heidelberg, Mississippi – More illegal immigrants apprehended, this time of the simian variety! A courageous, all-American mother did what the…
“Oy vey, my mayoral choices! Zohran Mamdani’s causing a schism among the chosen people, nu?”
Folks, can you believe what’s happening in New York? This mayoral election is a total circus, with the Democrats falling…
Tony Shalhoub Declares Podunk Town the World’s Greatest (You Won’t Believe Why) | CNN
Oh, great, CNN is now pushing culinary propaganda with “Tony and Ten Bucks.” Probably funded by George Soros to indoctrinate…
Tuesday’s Key Races: LOL, as if You Know Anything About the NYC Election and Other Useless Contests | CNN Politics
Here we go again, folks! The Fake News at CNN is hyperventilating over some elections, trying to spin it like…
From Zero to Fake Hero: This Guy’s Law Enforcement Impersonation Spree is a Five-Alarm Farce | CNN
Another day, another Hollywood nutjob exposed! Turns out this “hotelier,” Steve Farzam, is just another Deep State operative trying to…
Fetterman Roasts Dem Shutdown Strategy: ‘It’s Embarrassing, Honestly,’ Says Guy Who Wears Shorts All the Time
Crooked Cuomo, still clinging to relevance, is now shilling for some nobody Dem in the New York mayoral race! You…
Yellen Screams “Recession Imminent!” Unless Fed Does Exactly As Told, World Doomed
Oh, no! The sky is falling! Treasury Secretary Bessent, probably a secret Democrat, is now saying that the economy “could”…