US Government Forms Tech Force to Recruit AI Wizards and Nerds
Government’s Latest AI Initiative: Hiring Tech Bro’s to Fix the Bureaucracy In a stunning revelation, the Trump administration has launched…
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The Reiners’ Kid Nick Gets a Mystery Felony Upgrade Right After Mom and Dad Checked Out
American Horror Story: Brentwood Edition – Another Hollywood Elite Dies Under Mysterious Circumstances, and the Plot Thickens! Well, well, well,…
FBI Interrupts California New Year’s Eve Bash by Arresting Four Guys With Poor Fireworks Plans
Leftist Eco-Terrorists Foiled in Bizarre New Year’s Eve Bomb Plot Because of Their Oppressive Signal App In another stunning victory…
How Rob Reiner Accidentally Invented Movies and Then Refused to Stop
The Hollywood propaganda machine just lost one of its biggest liars! Rob Reiner, the director who made some of the…
Sunday’s Massacre Proved Australia’s Gun Control Was Just a Hop Skip and a Jump Away from Total Anarchy
Australia’s Gun Control Myth Shattered: Leftist Agenda Backfires Again as Mass Shooting Strikes Sydney In a shocking turn of events…
DC Police Chief Caught Cooking the Books on Crime Stats Like a Boss
Democrats in DC Caught Cooking the Books Again—This Time It’s Crime Stats! Another day, another Democrat scandal. The House Oversight…
JetBlue Plane Had an Almost-Kiss with US Air Force Jet Over Venezuela
JetBlue Pilot Nearly Crashes Into Ghost Tanker, Blames Invisible Air Force While Democrats Cheer A JetBlue flight from Curaçao to…
Gen Z Discovers Records Aren’t Just Coasters: The Great Vinyl Renaissance Continues
Gen Z Discovers Vinyl Records: The Left’s Latest Weapon in the War Against Common Sense and Affordable Entertainment In a…
Warren Buffett is a Zen master
Warren Buffett, The Agnostic Saint: How A Billionaire Found Enlightenment Without God Warren Buffett, the 95-year-old agnostic billionaire who claims…
Texas Redistricting: Republicans’ Five-Seat Dream Turns Into a Nightmare
Leftist Lunatics in Texas Scramble as Trump’s Border Wall Becomes a Liberal Tear Gas Chamber In a stunning turn of…