The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit
Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…
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Gold and Silver Do the Hokey Pokey, Bitcoin Takes a Tumble as Markets Start February with a Shaky Cha-Cha
Liberal Market Chaos: Gold, Bitcoin, and Stocks in Freefall! Well, well, well, folks! It looks like the loony liberals on…
February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix
🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Agenda Exposed! 🚨 In yet another blatant attempt to push their radical leftist agenda, the…
Weston McKennie’s Guide to Not Embarrassing the American Juventus Star: A Survival Manual
Oh, look, it’s Coy Wire from CNN—America’s favorite “sports journalist” who somehow thinks interviewing Weston McKennie will prepare him for…
Epstein Victims’ Lawyers Demand Judges Smash Release of Files, Claiming ‘Thousands of Oopsie-Daisies’ in Redactions
The Great Epstein Files Debacle: Victims’ Lawyers Cry Foul as DOJ Unleashes Chaos Well, well, well, folks—looks like the swamp…
Why a Texas State Senate Race Win by Democrats Is Apparently the Second Coming of the Messiah, According to CNN Politics
Democrat Stuns GOP in Texas, Proving Trump’s Magic Touch Is Fading Faster Than His Hair Dye The liberal media is…
Bomb Cyclone Leaves, Arctic Blast Sticks Around Like That One Friend Who Won’t Take a Hint
Fake News Alert: CNN’s Latest Climate Panic Propaganda Once again, the liberal media is trying to scare Americans with their…
Florida’s Iguanas: Not Swinging from Vines, Just Getting Eaten by Everything
Florida Iguanas Face Frozen Reality, and CNN Blames Climate Change Well, folks, it’s happening again. As temperatures dip below the…
“Politics of the Day | CNN Politics: Where the News is as Biased as Your Uncle’s Facebook Feed”
Well, well, well—if it isn’t the Democrats’ latest meltdown over the FBI doing what the FBI does best: investigating the…
“Fair and Equitable Deal: Iranian FM Praises US Negotiations, Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Laugh?”
Breaking News: Iran Suddenly Interested in “Fair” Talks—Coincidence? We Think Not! In a stunning turn of events, Iran’s Foreign Minister…