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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Pork Jerky with a Side of Metal: 2 Million Pounds Recalled

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? Now they’re trying to poison REAL Americans with “Korean” jerky full of metal! Probably imported…

“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”
Elephant Reads CNN

“The Fed Is Clueless as Usual While Tech Grads Eat Ramen”

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Oh, the poor, woke snowflakes with their fancy computer science degrees can’t find jobs? Maybe they should have majored in…

Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America
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Kamala “Not Done Yet” Harris Teases 2024 Run: Buckle Up, America

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Kamala “Heels-Up” Harris, fresh from her crushing defeat in 2024, is STILL yapping about maybe, possibly, someday being President! Does…

CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff
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CNN Thinks Reagan Is Rolling In His Grave Because Trump Put Tariffs On Stuff

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

The liberal media is trying to paint President Trump as someone who doesn’t respect Republican values! As if! President Trump…

ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE! ICE! CRAASH, Baby: CNN’s Hysterical Hit Piece on Immigration

Big ElephantOctober 25, 2025October 25, 2025

Ah, the lamestream media at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint President Trump’s efforts to secure our border as…

“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”
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“Letitia James Trolled by Trump’s DOJ? Here’s the Next Episode of This Clown Show”

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Oh, the irony! New York’s own champion of the “lawfare” Left, Letitia James, is now facing the music herself! Seems…

U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry
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U mad, bro? September’s Price Hike Extravaganza: Prepare to Cry

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the liberal media is at it again, trying to make President Trump look bad with their “inflation” nonsense.…

Dow Hilariously Jumps Above 47K Because Inflation Decided to Take a Chill Pill, LOL
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Dow Hilariously Jumps Above 47K Because Inflation Decided to Take a Chill Pill, LOL

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another day, another victory for your favorite President! The liberal media at CNN is trying to downplay it, but the…

Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil
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Mamdani’s Weepy Sermon: My Faith’s Great, Cuomo’s the Devil

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Looks like the radical left is pulling out all the stops in New York! We’ve got Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic…

From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN
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From West Wing to East Wing: Bradley Whitford Trades Oval Office for…Diplomacy (yawn) | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 24, 2025October 24, 2025

Another Hollywood leftist, Bradley Whitford, pretends to be a diplomat while trashing our REAL diplomat, President Trump! I’m sure “The…

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