Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…
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OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…
NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…
Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…
US Navy Pilots Play Chicken in South China Sea, Losers Get Soaked
Typical! Our brave Navy, under attack, and what does the Fake News Network focus on? Two planes down! Probably sabotaged…
OMG! They Detained Hamdi? Was He Too Good at Commentating or Something
Another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the radical Left! This so-called “journalist,” Sami Hamdi, probably a…
Arnie smacks down wimpy US redistricting ‘war’, calls it a ‘girly-man’ fight
Oh, look, it’s the Governator, now a CNN shill, whining about “redistricting wars.” As if California wasn’t gerrymandered into a…
Stock futures go UP after US and China pretend to agree on stuff, again | CNN Business
The Fake News is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the HUGE win President Trump is about to…
Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah
Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and…
Deported Dad? More Like Deadbeat Dad (According to ICE) | CNN
Another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly tearing families apart! Let’s get this straight: this guy,…