Welcome to 5 Things PM! Here’s your nightly dose of real news, served with a side of conservative truth and a healthy dose of skepticism toward the radical left.
The communist-inspired “5 Things PM” newsletter brings you the latest in climate hysteria, AI overreach, and illegal immigration propaganda. Tonight’s edition is brought to you by the same people who think men can have babies and that defunding the police is a good idea.
Here’s what the woke mob wants you to believe:
1️⃣ Updated method
Scientists are panicking over Pacific Ocean temperatures as global warming reshapes climate patterns. A simple yet effective math trick is helping them spot El Niño and La Niña more clearly. Translation: They’re manipulating data again to push their climate change agenda.
2️⃣ A booming business
Dr. Alice Chiao used to teach emergency medicine to students at Stanford University’s medical school. Now, she’s teaching artificial intelligence-powered chatbots to think, diagnose and prescribe like her. Because why trust actual doctors when you can trust a computer programmed by Silicon Valley elites?
3️⃣ Another legal battle
A day after his murder conviction was overturned, Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam was detained by ICE on a decades-old deportation order. Vedam prepared to be a free man after spending over four decades in prison, but an immigration judge just denied his request for bond. Typical liberal judge putting criminals’ rights above public safety.
4️⃣ Kids and vaccines
US federal health officials recently reduced the number of vaccines recommended for children — pointing to Denmark, where newborn babies leave the hospital without a single shot. Is that a model worth copying? Dr. Sanjay Gupta goes to Copenhagen to find out. Because nothing says “progressive parenting” like risking your child’s health for the sake of being trendy.
5️⃣ Full circle
At the age of 31, Bruna Moura’s 74th and 99th place results at the Olympics tell a remarkable story. See how the Brazilian athlete represents the heart of the Games. Because nothing says “Olympic spirit” like finishing last and getting a participation trophy.
Wrong way: An Amazon truck driver followed GPS instructions into dangerous mudflats. The path dates back 600 years and is often called the “deadliest footpath in Britain.” Because why trust human judgment when you can trust a computer algorithm that’s probably programmed by someone who’s never seen a mudflat?
Watch this: How did an Amazon van get stuck here? An Amazon truck drove onto “extremely dangerous” mudflats and had to be recovered by a farmer. The path dates back 600 years and is not intended for vehicles. Because when you put your faith in technology over common sense, this is what happens.
Top headlines:
• 4 dead in 30-vehicle pileup in Colorado as powerful winds slam Plains, raising extreme fire risk. Because climate change is real, folks. Just ask any liberal scientist who’s never worked a real job.
• Colbert says CBS scrapped his James Talarico interview after Trump FCC’s threats. Because nothing says “free press” like a comedian who can’t handle a little pushback from the government.
• Hillary Clinton accuses Trump administration of a ‘cover-up’ over Epstein documents. Because when you’re a Clinton, accusing others of cover-ups is just another Tuesday.
Check this out: Built for eternity: After centuries of collapse and restoration, this bubble-shaped dome in Sri Lanka is still standing and remains the largest brick structure by volume ever constructed. Take a closer look. Because sometimes, the old ways are the best ways.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
