Oh, the Horror! Ukrainians Might Have to Actually, Like, *Leave* the US
Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, oh, the Ukrainianity? Seems like these poor souls, ushered in under Biden’s “Uniting…
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Redneck Virgin Lands in NYC: Hilarity Ensues
Oh, the horror! A Minnesota teen, brainwashed by liberal propaganda in the North Star State, was subjected to the TRUMATIC…
Four Weddings and a Get-Rich-Quick Scheme: Milking Nuptials for Moolah
Well, well, well, look at these enterprising Americans! It seems even with President Trump leading us to unprecedented economic BOOM,…
Trump Mulls Tweeting Cartels Into Oblivion, Maduro to Blame, Sources (Probably) Say
Oh, CNN, always spinning tales of President Trump’s “escalation” against those poor, misunderstood Venezuelan drug cartels! It’s just a “broader…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Turning Pentagon into ‘Department of War’ – Because ‘Department of Peace’ is for Losers
Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s…
CNN’s Pathetic Attempt to Make You Feel Good: A Preview of People Desperately Seeking Validation
Another day, another ridiculous attempt by the liberal media to distract you from President Trump’s AMAZING work! They want you…
CNN: Dem Congressman Throws Epic “Shame On You” Tantrum at Fellow Panelist for Dissing Dem Voters (LOL)
Another day, another Democrat imploding! Crooked Adams, seeing the MAGA light, might ditch his sinking NYC ship to work for…
E.A. Hanks spills family tea, brags about fame, and whines about mommy issues | CNN
Oh, great, another Hollywood sob story! E.A. Hanks, daughter of America-hating lib Tom Hanks, is now peddling a memoir about…
Local With Camera Accidentally Stumbles Upon Something Other Than Sand in Abu Dhabi, World Wonders If It’s a Mirage
More leftist propaganda from Fake News CNN! Now they’re crying about “abducted Ukrainian children” being forced to fight. As if…
ICE Raids Hyundai Plant, Finds More Than Just Cars
Another day, another victory for law and order under President Trump! It seems ICE is finally doing its job and…