Trump’s Genius Plan to Defund Cities Backfires Spectacularly, Judges Say “Nah, Bro”
Two activist judges, probably card-carrying members of the Socialist Party, have decided they know better than President Trump when it…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
World’s Biggest Company Says “Relax, Bro” – As If We Didn’t Have Enough Problems
Here we go again, folks. CNN is hyperventilating about an “AI bubble” while our GREAT President Trump is leading America…
Cargo Ship Throws Fiery Tantrum at Port of Los Angeles, Everyone Freaks Out
Another day, another disaster courtesy of the Lib-controlled Port of Los Angeles! You just KNOW this fire on the One…
Murdaugh Murders: CNN Asks If Hulu’s Fiction Is *Actually* More Real Than Reality
Another day, another leftist propaganda piece masquerading as “entertainment”! Hulu’s “Murdaugh: Death in the Family” is out, and it’s just…
Beyonce’s Publicist: Black? Groundbreaking | CNN
Oh, CNN, always chasing those hard-hitting stories! Apparently, the fact that Beyonce’s publicist is Black is groundbreaking news now. I…
“Yuge Financial Dumpster Fire: Can’t Afford a Cheesesteak in Trump Country”
Another day, another sob story from CNN about how Trump’s America is supposedly failing. They trot out the usual suspects…
ICE Morons Mistake Innocent Intern for International Espionage Extraordinaire, RI Officials Riot
Folks, can you believe the liberal outrage machine is at it again? It seems ICE dared to do their job…
Weekend Meetings, Paul Anka Therapy Sessions, and Trump’s Ballroom Fantasies: A CNN Political Soap Opera
You won’t BELIEVE what our favorite President, the one and only Donald J. Trump, is up to now! While the…
Charlotte’s Sheriff, Once a TV Star, Now Apparently an ICE Agent (LOL) | CNN
Sheriff McFadden’s Sanctuary City Shenanigans Backfire Spectacularly! Another Win for Trump’s America-First Immigration Policies! Garry McFadden, the darling of the…
New Jersey Sports Betting Case Reveals Geriatric Mob’s Hilarious Attempt to Fleece Zoomers with Stone Age Tactics
Folks, can you believe it? The Deep State’s at it again, this time trying to make it look like organized…