Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…
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Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…
Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…
VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The so-called “Department of Veterans Affairs” (more like the Department…
NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions
Oh, great, now Mother Earth is a woke leftist, too! A 3.0 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I bet Soros…
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…
Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums
The liberal media is at it again, trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE win for American manufacturing! CNN is reporting…
OMG, Did Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Just Break the Internet or Did the Internet Break First
Another day, another “controversy” manufactured by the liberal media! Apparently, Sydney Sweeney, a beautiful and successful actress, dared to model…
Another One Bites the Dust: Fed Governor Flees, MAGA Minion to Fill the Void | CNN (Comically Negligible News) Business
Oh, joy! Another Deep State operative bites the dust! Adriana Kugler, hand-picked by Sleepy Joe himself, is hightailing it out…
CNN: Trump’s Tariffs—Still the Leprosy of Economics, But Republicans are Catching the Disease
Oh, the liberal media is at it again, folks! They’re trying to twist the narrative on President Trump’s brilliant tariff…