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Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough
Elephant Reads CNN

Boeing Workers at 3 Plants Go on Strike Again, Because Apparently Once Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantAugust 4, 2025August 4, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here: Another group of unionized socialists holding our great Boeing company hostage! 40%…

Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics
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Sen. Booker Gets Grilled on Dems’ Credibility, Hilarity Ensues (According to Him) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Ah, Senator Cory “Spartacus” Booker, still trying to convince America that Democrats are credible! It’s like asking a cat to…

TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob
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TikTok Deletes Huda Kattan’s Video After She Goes Full-On Conspiracy Nutjob

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another leftist celebrity, Huda Kattan, spewing anti-Israel conspiracy theories! I bet George Soros is behind this! This…

Alaskan Road Trip Turns Deadly: Moose Declares Victory Over Carload of Tourists
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Alaskan Road Trip Turns Deadly: Moose Declares Victory Over Carload of Tourists

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Folks, can you believe this? A Bulgarian and a North Macedonian, probably card-carrying liberals, smack into a MOOSE in Alaska!…

Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess
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Back-to-School Shopping Already? Ugh, Take My Money Now, I Guess

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Back-to-school shopping? More like back-to-woke indoctrination! CNN is pushing fear again, blaming President Trump’s tariffs. As if parents aren’t buying…

NYC Midtown Shooting: When New Yorkers Stopped Caring (and Started Ordering Lunch) | CNN
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NYC Midtown Shooting: When New Yorkers Stopped Caring (and Started Ordering Lunch) | CNN

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another shooting in the once-great, now Lib-infested, New York City. And what’s the media focusing on? Not…

Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol
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Flint declares water safe after only poisoning people for a decade, but don’t drink it lol

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, isn’t it just heartwarming to hear about Flint, Michigan, still whining about their water? Eleven years, folks! Eleven years…

Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza
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Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Oh, look, more virtue signaling from the land down under! Thousands of sheep marched for “peace” – probably organized by…

Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats
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Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious…

Jack Smith’s Getting Investigated? Color Me Shocked
Elephant Reads CNN

Jack Smith’s Getting Investigated? Color Me Shocked

Big ElephantAugust 3, 2025August 3, 2025

Lock Him Up! It seems that even deep state operatives like Jack Smith aren’t immune to the long arm of…

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