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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins
Elephant Reads CNN

Illinois Deputy on Trial for Accidental Sonya Massey Impersonation: Jury Duty Begins

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Another day, another cop on trial, thanks to the radical left! This time, it’s Deputy Sean Grayson, who had the…

Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?
Elephant Reads CNN

Ed Martin’s Email: Biden’s Pardons – A Comedy of Errors Starring Justice?

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The Swamp is still being drained, folks! Even after President Trump’s glorious second term, the stench of the Biden Administration…

Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy
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Sanctions on Russian Oil: Because Apparently Putin’s Just Misunderstood and Needs a Timeout, Says Ex-NATO Guy

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, another Deep State operative piping up about Russia? Julianne Smith, *former* ambassador – emphasis on *former* – to NATO,…

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to the Apocalypse: Hurricane Melissa, Trump’s Asian Adventure, Shutdown Showdown, Immigration Insanity, and Amazon’s Bloodbath

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The liberal media, CNN, is at it again, trying to undermine our great President Trump and push their socialist agenda!…

Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos
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Trump’s About to Announce His Fed Chair Pick, Get Ready for Some Hilarious Chaos

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

The Swamp Drain Continues! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is about to replace Deep State operative Jerome Powell with…

Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk
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Treasury Sec Butters His Bread With ‘Pain’ From China, Just Like Us Common Folk

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the crocodile tears are flowing faster than the Mississippi after a good rain! Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, a man…

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: Shutdown might make you miss out on your government-sponsored snackies

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Oh, the horror! Apparently, if Trump wasn’t still MAGA-ing America, millions might miss out on their precious government-sponsored groceries! The…

California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
Elephant Reads CNN

California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s ICE Meltdown: Raids Getting Him Down

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News peddlers at CNN! Apparently, ICE isn’t arresting enough illegal aliens to satisfy…

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…

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