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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant
Elephant Reads CNN

Nvidia to become supreme overlord of Intel with a measly $5 billion, joining the US government in a pathetic attempt to control the silicon giant

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Nvidia, Intel, and the Trump Administration: Making America Great Again, One Chip at a Time! Nvidia is set to buy…

CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN asks the burning question: Is Antifa scarier than my grandma’s meatloaf

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, get ready for some serious winning! Our glorious President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is finally going to designate…

Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)
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Judge Jeanine’s Wild Ride: From TV Star to Trump’s Crusader (While Her Office Burns)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Ah, CNN, still trying to undermine our GREAT President Trump! This time, they’re whining about Jeanine Pirro, who Trump appointed…

Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert
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Federal Judge Throws Wrench in US’s “Bye Felicia” Plan for Guatemalan Minors, Cue the Tiny Violin Concert

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another activist judge, probably funded by Soros, is meddling in national security! They claim to be protecting Guatemalan minors, but…

Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’
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Judge Says ‘Deport,’ But Lawyers Yell ‘Not So Fast’

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Folks, another win for President Trump’s unwavering stance on national security! This so-called “pro-Palestinian activist,” Mahmoud Khalil, is getting the…

OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business
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OMG! Jimmy Kimmel’s Show Got Canceled? Is This the End of Wokeness? | CNN Business

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another Lefty bites the dust! Turns out, even Disney can’t protect their woke puppets when they start praising cop killers.…

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Obamacare: The Reason Your Government Might Just Take a Permanent Vacation, Maybe

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Obamacare Subsidies Extension? More Like a Socialist Handout Extension! Can you believe these Democrats are at it again, trying to…

CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes
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CNN Asks: Gen Z Deletes TikTok, World Implodes

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! These delicate snowflakes are logging off the internet? Probably because they can’t handle the TRUTH! Back in…

Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames
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Bill Cassidy and RFK Jr’s bromance: About to go down in flames

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Well, well, well, look what we have here! Senator Cassidy, bless his heart, thought he could buddy up with RFK…

“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”
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“Brace Yourselves, The Fed Is About To Do Something (Maybe)”

Big ElephantSeptember 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Oh, the Deep State Federal Reserve is at it again, folks! They’re “considering” cutting interest rates, supposedly to help the…

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