Trump’s Wall Street Meltdown: Is This The End or Just a Really Bad Hair Day
Of course, CNN is trying to make President Trump look like some kind of unstable madman threatening a trade war.…
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Inflation is Tame, Markets are High, But Orange Man Bad Because Tariffs
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s booming economy. “US stocks have rocketed…
From Bratwurst to Boat Ride: American Screw-Up Gets Kicked to Jamaica
Another day, another sob story from CNN, folks! This time, it’s about Jermaine Thomas, a “poor” fella deported to Jamaica.…
Night Shift: 8 Years of Sleep Deprivation, One Nurse’s Descent into Madness (via CNN)
Another day, another attack on hardworking Americans! This time, the liberal media is targeting night shift workers, trying to scare…
Nebraska’s Dan Osborn, bless his heart, gonna try to unseat Senator “Literally Born Rich” Ricketts again
Oh, great, another “independent” (read: closet liberal) crawling out of the woodwork to challenge a TRUE conservative! This time it’s…
Trump’s Tariff Tantrums: Who’s Crying Now, CNN Business
More winning! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is making these freeloading countries pay their fair share. It’s about time…
Zohran Mamdani’s Rivals Fail to Form a Voltron of Suck in NYC Mayoral Clown Show
Oh, the hilarity never ends in the Socialist Republic of New York! It seems that after being utterly humiliated by…
Texas Camp Flood Survivor: More Worried About Sibling (Typical)
Another HUGE win for President Trump! The so-called “big, beautiful bill” (and it IS, folks, believe me) squeaks through the…
Ted Cruz Flees Luxurious Vacation Just in Time to Not Help Texans Drowning in Their Homes, Says Ted Cruz’s Office
Oh, CNN is clutching its pearls again! Apparently, Senator Ted Cruz dared to take a PRE-PLANNED vacation to Greece while…
VA Changed Its Mind About Firing Everyone (Just Most People)
Another day, another liberal media meltdown! CNN is at it again, whining about the VA “walking back plans” for layoffs.…