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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Kissing Bug Disease: Everything You Need to Know to Avoid Unwanted Kisses (and Potential Death) in the US | CNN
Elephant Reads CNN

Kissing Bug Disease: Everything You Need to Know to Avoid Unwanted Kisses (and Potential Death) in the US | CNN

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, great, just what we need, another plague! Thanks, Obama… I mean, thanks, Biden and your open border policies! Now…

‘Never has impunity been so flagrant’?! Oh, CNN, tell us something we DON’T know
Elephant Reads CNN

‘Never has impunity been so flagrant’?! Oh, CNN, tell us something we DON’T know

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Lyse Doucet, a card-carrying member of the liberal media elite, is now lecturing us on “holding power to account.” Oh,…

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again
Elephant Reads CNN

EU Sanctions on Russia: LOL, Here We Go Again

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Oh, the European Union is proposing ANOTHER round of sanctions against Russia? How original! Clearly, the previous 18 packages have…

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel
Elephant Reads CNN

FCC Chair’s Kimmel Crackdown: A Hilarious Hypocrisy Highlight Reel

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Apparently, FCC Chair Brendan Carr is now a villain for daring…

New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL
Elephant Reads CNN

New Guy at Central Bank Says Tariffs Not Inflating Your Already Empty Wallet, LOL

Big ElephantSeptember 19, 2025September 19, 2025

Another day, another Deep State attempt to undermine the brilliance of President Trump’s economic policies! This time, it’s the Fed,…

Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic
Elephant Reads CNN

Jeff Zients, Ex-Biden Wingman, Singing the Blues About Biden’s Brain? CNN’s Got the Mic

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Another day, another leftist cover-up crumbles! CNN begrudgingly reports on the House probe into Biden’s mental decline. It’s about time…

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s brave attempt to fact-check Trump (again!), while Starmer probably wished he was anywhere else

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! Our beloved President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, speaks truth to power, and what…

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Snowflake Brigade Triggered by Trump’s Mean Words (aka RICO)

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Oh, the poor, persecuted left! After one of their own finally snapped and took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk,…

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too
Elephant Reads CNN

iPhone Air: Because Your Wallet Needed a Diet, Too

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

Of course, CNN is pushing the new iPhone Air! It’s probably made in Communist China with parts stolen from American…

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Accidentally Admits Kimmel Is a European Strongman After Trump’s “Anti-Media Blitz”

Big ElephantSeptember 18, 2025September 18, 2025

More Fake News from CNN! They’re at it again, folks, trying to make our great President Trump look like some…

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