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JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)
Elephant Reads CNN

JD Vance’s Brain Fart: A Charlie Kirk Special (as seen on CNN?)

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another RINO bites the dust! This so-called “GOP senator” probably vacations in Martha’s Vineyard. When will these people learn? Trump…

Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up
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Another swamp creature makes it to the Fed, buckle up

Big ElephantSeptember 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Another Deep State operative, Stephen Miran, has been heroically placed into the viper’s nest that is the Federal Reserve! Can…

US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)
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US Military Kills 3 (Again!) in International Waters, Trump Takes Credit (Obviously)

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump in the ongoing war against the cartels and narcoterrorists poisoning our great nation!…

**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**
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**”Ghana Welcomes US Deportees with Open Arms (and Maybe a Torture Chamber or Two, According to Lawyers)”**

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the Deep State and their leftist lawyers to undermine our glorious President Trump! These “West…

Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage
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Arnie Tells Commiefornians to Can Newsom’s Gerrymandering Garbage

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger, is trying to save California from the clutches of the radical Democrats and their redistricting…

Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise
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Le Pentagon’s Snoopy Dog Finally Done Reading Fox News Host’s Texts: Quelle Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another Deep State witch hunt! Our brave Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth, a true patriot, is being targeted…

WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning
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WaPo Columnist Gets the Boot for Trolling Charlie Kirk, Blames “Political Violence,” World Keeps Turning

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist bites the dust! It seems even the Bezos-owned Washington Post is starting to feel the MAGA…

Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares
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Emmys hijacked by virtue-signaling celebs to yap about Gaza, as if anyone cares

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Hollywood liberals are at it again! Javier Bardem, a man who probably thinks Palestine is a health food store, wore…

White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics
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White House Begs Congress for a measly $58 Million for some extra Locks after Kirk gets the Boot | CNN Politics

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Oh, the horror! More money for security because some unhinged leftist took out a true patriot, Charlie Kirk. You just…

Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested
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Local Utah News Crew Nearly Roasted Like a Thanksgiving Turkey, Two Idiots Arrested

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Another day, another foiled attempt by the radical Left to silence conservative voices! This time, they targeted a FOX 13…

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