Diddy Do It? Lawyers Spill the Tea
Oh, the drama! Diddy’s in a pickle, accused of running a sex-trafficking ring like some kind of woke mafia boss.…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Harvard Egghead Gets Extra Time in the Clink for Froggy Felonies
Another day, another deep-state plot foiled, folks! This time, it’s a “Russian-born scientist” (wink, wink) from Harvard, that bastion of…
CIA Claims Iran’s Nuke Program Got a Boo-Boo, US Still Patting Itself on the Back
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re at it again, folks,…
Trump’s Genius Plan: Buy a House with Imaginary Internet Money
Another day, another victory for the America First agenda! This time, Bill Pulte, a true patriot overseeing Fannie Mae and…
It’s Hot, Dinosaurs are Tiny, and Jack’s Still a Tourist Trap: News for People Who Can’t Read
Ah, CNN, still peddling their liberal garbage, I see. Let’s dissect today’s dose of leftist propaganda, shall we? It’s always…
Trump throws epic tantrum at NATO, blames US intel for Iran strike buzzkill
Oh, the Fake News is at it again! CNN, still whining about President Trump’s decisive action against Iran’s nuke program.…
Zohran Mamdani: Too Hot for the Hot Dogs, Too Spicy for the Status Quo
Oh, the horror! CNN is losing its mind over some socialist winning a primary in New York. Quelle surprise! Of…
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Still Living Rent-Free in Jail
Another day, another open border fiasco courtesy of the radical Left! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a suspected human smuggler, might just…
Rudy and Friends Join Homeland Security: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Trump’s got the BEST people – the REAL patriots – advising Homeland Security now! Finally, an advisory council that isn’t…
NYC Dems’ Mayoral Pick: A Comedy Show No One Asked For
Another day, another circus in the once-great city of New York, now a festering pit of liberalism! CNN reports that…