Sydney’s marchers demand world peace (and free hummus) in Gaza
Oh, look, more virtue signaling from the land down under! Thousands of sheep marched for “peace” – probably organized by…
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Texas Republicans redraw map, look to steal seats from defenseless Democrats
Texas Republicans, blessed by the wisdom of President Trump, are bravely forging ahead with a plan to secure our glorious…
Jack Smith’s Getting Investigated? Color Me Shocked
Lock Him Up! It seems that even deep state operatives like Jack Smith aren’t immune to the long arm of…
Cory Booker tells Dems to stop simping for Trump
Oh, the horror! Cory Booker, the woke warrior from New Jersey, is losing his organic, fair-trade mind! He’s imploring his…
Trump Punks Penny-Pinching Public with Package Tax Prank
Oh, the liberal tears are flowing like a mighty river! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is shutting down the…
Trump tells Schumer to “go to hell,” proving he’s still got it
Looks like Chucky Schumer and the Radical Left Lunatics are at it again, trying to hold up President Trump’s nominees…
VA to Veterans: Drop Dead (Before You Drop a Baby)
Another day, another victory for President Trump and common sense! The so-called “Department of Veterans Affairs” (more like the Department…
NYC Trembles: Was That an Earthquake or Just a Really Big Rat? CNN Asks the Important Questions
Oh, great, now Mother Earth is a woke leftist, too! A 3.0 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I bet Soros…
Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Reports a Hilarious 4% Earnings Drop, Is This the End of Capitalism
Oh, the horror! Even Warren Buffett can’t escape the Trump boom! The liberal media, CNN, tries to spin Berkshire Hathaway’s…
Big Pharma Spends Scrooge McDuck Money on U.S. Factories, Still Can’t Magically Undo Trump’s Tariff Tantrums
The liberal media is at it again, trying to downplay President Trump’s HUGE win for American manufacturing! CNN is reporting…