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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN: OMG! America’s Waiting to See if a Horrific Assassination Will Finally Make Things Interesting

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2025September 15, 2025

Well, folks, the liberal media is at it again, twisting the tragic death of conservative icon Charlie Kirk into some…

Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)
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Kathy Hochul to Endorse Zohran Mamdani for NYC Mayor (as if you didn’t see that coming)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another sign of the impending socialist apocalypse! Can you believe this? Governor Kathy Hochul, apparently bending the knee…

Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked
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Florida Man Says Hold My Beer to Vaccines, Black People Still Side-Eyeing It, Experts Pretend to Be Shocked

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Here we go again with the liberal media trying to scare everyone! Florida, under the brilliant leadership of Governor DeSantis,…

From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous
Elephant Reads CNN

From Crazy Cat Guy to (Maybe) Crazy Mayor: This Election Just Got Furry-ous

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Folks, can you believe this garbage from CNN? They’re trying to make a hero out of this cat-loving, subway-riding weirdo,…

Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience
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Airline Employees Grounded for Roasting Charlie Kirk’s Near-Death Experience

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Looks like the woke mob at Delta and American Airlines are at it again, suspending employees for daring to question…

Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress
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Rep. McCaul Finally Exits Stage Left After a Millennia in Congress

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another one bites the dust! McCaul, this Deep State pawn, is “retiring” after two decades of… well, who knows what…

Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)
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Fetterman’s Brain Fart: Dems So Dumb They Forgot They Lost, Trump Not A Dictator (Says Who Now?)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the Democrats! Always learning the wrong lessons, aren’t they? Senator Fetterman, bless his heart, is out there trying to…

ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE, ICE, Baby: Can They Enter My Crib or Nah

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh, the horror! CNN is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump’s efforts to keep America safe…

Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently
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Utah Governor Thinks Your Reflection Will Stop Political Violence, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another Deep State drama! Governor Cox of Utah, bless his heart, is calling for unity after the unfortunate…

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)
Elephant Reads CNN

OMG! Is America’s Economy About to Implode?! (Says Some Data Point)

Big ElephantSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the liberal media to undermine our GREAT President Trump! CNN is at it again, folks,…

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