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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

University of Michigan’s Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)
Elephant Reads CNN

University of Michigan’s Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another leftist institution caught red-handed! The University of Michigan, a breeding ground for liberal indoctrination, is now under…

Oops! 2,000 National Guard Members Get the Boot After Wild LA Party (oops, I mean Protests)
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Oops! 2,000 National Guard Members Get the Boot After Wild LA Party (oops, I mean Protests)

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Fake news! The liberal media wants you to think President Trump is backing down, but he’s just re-strategizing to defeat…

Senator bravely proposes turning on helicopter blinkers, chaos ensues
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Senator bravely proposes turning on helicopter blinkers, chaos ensues

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to fix something that ain’t broke! Senator Ted Cruz, probably still crying about Trump’s landslide…

MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook
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MAGA Meltdown: Trumpworld Freaks Over Epstein’s Naughty Notebook

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, the swamp creatures are at it again! Now, they’re peddling tales about some “MAGA fight” over the Epstein files.…

Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist
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Texas Redistricting Masterplan: White House Plots Hilarious Five-Seat GOP Heist

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump! CNN, still weeping about 2016 (and 2020!), begrudgingly reports that our glorious leader…

CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government
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CNN discovers half of Americans want MORE Epstein deets, the other half probably work for the government

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

CNN is at it again, pushing narratives that divide our great nation! They claim half of Americans are “dissatisfied” with…

‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN
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‘Superman’ Cast and Crew Explain Why He Still Matters (As If We Didn’t Know) | CNN

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, CNN is at it again, pushing the “work-life balance” narrative with these two woke comedians! Ilana Glazer and Michelle…

Sudan: A buffet of human rights violations, served daily
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Sudan: A buffet of human rights violations, served daily

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, Sudan, Sudan… Another country that the liberal media suddenly cares about because they think it makes Trump look bad.…

Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway
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Passenger Jet Turns Into Toaster Oven, But Lands Anyway

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a…

‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React
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‘A Different Perspective’ aka ‘The President’s Brain Explodes Over Ukraine’: National Security Nerds React

Big ElephantJuly 15, 2025July 15, 2025

Oh, CNN, still trying to undermine our glorious President Trump, even in 2025! They’re clutching their pearls because Trump is…

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