Another day, another LIBERAL conspiracy foiled by the vigilance of REAL Americans! Apparently, a Sun Country Airlines flight had a minor hiccup – flames shooting from the engine! Can you believe these snowflakes? Probably a deep state plot to make air travel look bad, just like they did with Crooked Hillary’s emails.
The woke media is all over this, trying to scare you into thinking our planes are falling apart. But don’t worry, folks! Our planes are the BEST, just like everything else under President Trump’s leadership. This was probably just a rogue antifa member messing with the engine. Sad!
Passengers “comforting each other?” Sounds like a bunch of liberals afraid of their own shadows. They should’ve prayed to President Trump and he would have made the plane fly on pure American willpower.
And of course, they “slept on the airport floor.” So dramatic! Back in my day, we slept on the ground in wartime, and we were grateful for it!
Don’t let the liberal media fool you! Everything is fine, folks! Just trust President Trump, and fly Sun Country – or maybe just drive.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
