Haifa Mayor Hilariously Claps Back at Trump’s Pathetic Two-Week Deadline
Oh, cry me a river, Haifa Mayor! Two weeks is too long? Maybe if you weren’t so busy virtue signaling…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Iran’s Got the Worst Hand Since My Grandma Tried to Play Poker with Tarot Cards, Claims Ex-NATO Boss
Oh, CNN, always finding new ways to undermine America! Now they’re interviewing a former NATO commander about Iran having a…
‘No Shelter, No Problem’: Iranian Nobel Laureate’s Wild Ride in the Islamic Republic
Oh, CNN is giving a platform to an Iranian Nobel Peace Laureate? You know what that means, folks: more leftist…
Rep. Gottheimer’s Two Cents on the ‘Hero’s’ Parade for That One U.S. Hostage
Another Democrat, Josh Gottheimer, slobbering all over himself about a “hero’s welcome” for a hostage freed from Hamas. You know,…
Another Genius Predicts the Economy Will Magically Improve With Lower Rates
Another Deep State Operative Caves to Trump’s Genius! Christopher Waller, a supposed “Governor” at the Federal Reserve (probably a closet…
Judge Crushes Trump’s Dreams of Turning Transportation Funds into Border Wall 20
Another Obama-appointed activist judge, John McConnell, is siding with the radical left and their open border agenda! He’s blocking President…
CDC Expert Flees Burning Building, Cites “Reasons”
Another Deep State Operative Bites the Dust! Dr. Fiona Havers, a cog in the CDC’s fear-mongering machine, is “resigning” over…
Biden Declares Juneteenth a National “Let’s All Get Along” Day at a Church Older Than Your Grandpa
Oh, goodie, more virtue signaling from Sleepy Joe! He’s at a “historic Black church” in Texas, probably plotting how to…
Trump’s back, baby! Two weeks to nuke a deal, or two weeks to nuke Iran, who knows!
Oh, the Deep State is quaking in their boots! Trump’s giving Iran a whole TWO WEEKS to play nice after…
Trump Whines About Getting the Day Off, Calls Juneteenth a ‘Non-Working Holiday’
Here we go again, folks! Our fearless leader, President Trump, speaks the truth about these ridiculous “non-working holidays” that are…