MIAMI—Saying the manosphere influencer vastly exaggerated aspects of his life in order to fabricate a social media persona, lawyers for Andrew Tate disclosed Thursday that he rented a brother to appear loved online. “Despite all the videos of Andrew supposedly sparring with his brother at the gym or smoking cigars with him in a supercar, the fact is our client is all alone and always has been,” Tate’s attorneys wrote in court filings, adding that the man facing rape and human trafficking charges in multiple countries was desperate to portray himself as someone who had a strong, affectionate sibling bond, when in fact there was no one in the world who would choose to be in his company. “His so-called ‘brother’ got a call whenever Andrew wanted to be seen interacting with someone who appeared to care about him. Then he’d post a photo captioned ‘Tristan: Brother, Best Friend, Warrior,’ even though the individual pictured was a model named Marco who was getting paid by the hour.” The lawyers added that Tate’s loyal dog was also a rental and was featured on social media to make followers believe their client could actually own a pet that wouldn’t instantly shit on the floor and run away.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
