Kraft Heinz caves to tin-foil hat demands, yanks “artificial” colors from food, world now ending
Oh, the horror! Kraft Heinz, bending the knee to the woke mob, is stripping artificial colors from our beloved Mac…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Israel Claims Iran Was Speeding Towards a Nuke, US Thinks They Were Still Learning to Ride the Bike
Here we go again, folks! CNN, the champion of fake news, is now peddling the idea that Iran isn’t REALLY…
Rep Kustoff Suggests US Join Israel in a ‘Totally-Not-a-Bad-Idea’ War Against Iran, CNN Asks ‘Is This Wise?’
Another day, another crisis orchestrated by the Deep State to distract us from Crooked Joe’s latest gaffe! Kustoff is right,…
Trump’s SHOCKING Reason for Ghosting Minnesota Governor Will Make You Question EVERYTHING
Of course, Trump wouldn’t call the Minnesota governor! Why would he legitimize the actions of a state run by a…
Trump Declares ‘Real End’ to Israel-Iran Conflict: Ceasefire Too Lame
Oh, look, CNN is trying to make Trump sound like he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this whole Israel-Iran…
OMG, Lawmaker Has a Meltdown Over Being on Some Dude’s Totally-Not-Scary List
Another day, another unhinged leftist bites the dust! This Minnesota mess just proves what happens when you let the Democrats…
Welcome to the 24/7 Grind: Where Your Boss Owns Your Soul (and Your Evenings)
Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the…
DHS U-turns: Now Serving Deportations with Your Farm-to-Table Salad and Motel Pillow Mint
More Whiplash from DHS! Apparently, even they’re struggling to keep up with the sheer genius of President Trump’s immigration policies.…
USA Spends Less, Blames Tariffs, World Laughs
Oh, the horror! CNN is now blaming President Trump for…checks notes…Americans buying too much stuff? Apparently, these socialists think you…
Trump’s SHOCKING G7 Exit: CNN Reporter Gets the REAL Reason (You Won’t Believe It!)
Our glorious leader Trump, back from hobnobbing with globalist elites at the G7, faced the fake news media head-on! CNN’s…