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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)
Elephant Reads CNN

Rep. Tim Burchett: Trump’s Epstein Document Dump Request Is a “Good Start” (To What, We Have No Freakin’ Idea)

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that special? Finally, someone in the swamp acknowledges the Deep State cover-up of the Epstein case! Of course,…

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production
Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio: From Trump Critic to Lapdog-in-Chief, a CNN Production

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to paint Marco Rubio as some kind of foreign policy genius, but…

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”
Elephant Reads CNN

Hostage Negotiator Gets off on People’s Faces, Claims It’s for “Diplomacy”

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

Oh, isn’t that just precious? CNN, still trying to make the Biden administration look competent after President Trump already solved…

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves
Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

Big ElephantJuly 20, 2025July 20, 2025

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you…

Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History
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Gabbard Goes Full Metal Karen on Obama-Era Officials, Threatens to Snitch Over Ancient History

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining because DNI Tulsi Gabbard is exposing the Deep State’s dirty…

Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”
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Los Angeles first responders: “It was, like, REALLY chaotic, ok?”

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another “chaotic scene” in Libtard Land! Seems like those virtue-signaling leftists in Hollyweird can’t even handle a Saturday…

Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless
Elephant Reads CNN

Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Oh, CNN, always digging up the dirt! Smerconish, more like Smear-con-ish, is hyperventilating over a birthday letter Trump supposedly sent…

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Helene’s Tennessee Plastics Factory Owner Gets Away With It Again, Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another example of the liberal media trying to smear hard-working American businesses! CNN reports that some factory owner…

Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Blames Powell for US Fortune Loss: Firing the Fed Chair – A Totally Genius Solution, Maybe

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still whining about President Trump! Now they’re clutching their pearls because the President dared…

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom
Elephant Reads CNN

Hurricane Katrina Victim Saves Teeny Texans from Soggy Doom

Big ElephantJuly 19, 2025July 19, 2025

Another day, another liberal media attempt to tug at our heartstrings with tales of woe and… teddy bears? Seriously? CNN…

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