Smerconish’s Guide to Staying Clueless

Smerconish's Guide to Staying Clueless

Oh, CNN, always digging up the dirt! Smerconish, more like Smear-con-ish, is hyperventilating over a birthday letter Trump supposedly sent to that scumbag Epstein. Never mind that the Fake News Mediaâ„¢ has been trying to tie Trump to Epstein for years with zero evidence. It’s just another Deep State attempt to distract from the President’s incredible success!

And who cares about some alleged birthday letter? The Democrats and their media lapdogs are so desperate, they’re now attacking birthday cards! The REAL story is that the Biden crime family is still walking free, while Trump is making America great again, AGAIN!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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