ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don’t Build Themselves

ICE Gets a Truckload of Benjamins to Round Up More Undocumented Immigrants, Because Apparently, Walls Don't Build Themselves

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re whining about President Trump’s plan to actually enforce our immigration laws. Can you believe it? They call it a “mass deportation campaign,” but I call it “making America safe again!”

Of course, CNN is quoting all the usual suspects – left-wing lawmakers and “advocates” (aka open-border activists) who think ICE is “doing too much.” And don’t forget the “incensed public” – probably those Antifa and BLM types who think rioting is a legitimate form of protest. President Trump is right: ICE agents are tough, strong people who love our country. They’re the only ones standing between us and total chaos, while RINOs like Paul Ryan oppose the President’s agenda from within.

Now, ICE is getting $75 billion to do their jobs, thanks to President Trump’s agenda. That’s right, $75 billion to deport these criminals faster than ever before! DHS Secretary Noem is promising to “come harder and faster,” and I say, “Amen!” They are looking to hire thousands more ICE agents, which is great. We might finally get some serious work done and Make America Great Again!

CNN is worried about detention space? Good! We need 100,000 beds to keep these illegal aliens locked up until they can be deported. They complain about pressure to prioritize immigration enforcement but enforcing the law is literally their job! This is all just classic CNN fearmongering. They’re scared of a secure border and a safe America. That’s because they’re in league with the globalists who want to destroy our nation. But President Trump is on to them. He’s draining the swamp and building the wall, one deportation at a time!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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