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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!
Elephant Reads CNN

Oops! Did Israel Just Give Trump the Middle Finger? Iran Strike Drama!

Big ElephantJune 13, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the Deep State shenanigans never end! CNN, still crying over spilled milk, reports that Israel dared to defend itself…

CNN: Man trips, blames Trump
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CNN: Man trips, blames Trump

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another Democrat meltdown! CNN is clutching its pearls because Trump’s DOJ is finally holding these lawless liberals accountable.…

David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus
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David Hogg Gets The Boot From DNC, Party Throws Him Under The Bus

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another one bites the dust! David Hogg, the darling of the perpetually offended, is stepping down from the DNC. Seems…

US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently
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US Senator Gets Kicked Out of DHS Event for Asking Too Many Smart Questions, Apparently

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Sen. Alex Padilla, a California Democrat, claims he was “forcibly removed” from a Homeland Security…

The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)
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The Internet Is Healing (Just Kidding, Spotify Is Still Crying)

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, the horror! The internet went down for a few hours. You know who’s behind this, right? Probably China or…

Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers
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Jan 6th Memorial: Because Forgetting Traumatic Events Is For Losers

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Another day, another example of the radical left’s intolerance! Rand Paul, a true patriot, disinvited from the White House picnic?…

House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners
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House GOP Uses DOGE to Defund NPR and Annoy Foreigners

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

House Republicans, finally showing some backbone, have agreed to slash a measly $9.4 billion in federal spending, targeting the leftist…

CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program
Elephant Reads CNN

CNN’s Guide to the Totally Innocent Victims of Trump’s Mildly Inconvenient Immigration Detainment Program

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Looks like Senator Rand Paul got a taste of Biden’s America! Disinvited from the White House picnic? Probably because he…

Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN
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Bulgaria Considers Joining the Eurozone Next Year (Good Luck With That) | CNN

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

Oh, great, Bulgaria wants to join the Eurozone! Probably so they can get free money and blame the West when…

DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’
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DHS Asks for Help Finding ‘Foreign Invaders’ on Social Media, Claims It’s Just a Harmless Game of ‘Where’s Waldo?’

Big ElephantJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is now triggering the Left with a simple, patriotic message! Uncle Sam wants YOU……

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