‘Total Intelligence Dominance’ or Just Another Day in the Middle East, According to Brett McGuirk (and CNN)
Oh, CNN, always pushing the liberal agenda! Brett McGuirk, probably a deep-state operative, praising Israel’s strikes on Iran? Sounds like…
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia Claims Innocence, Probably Just Helping People Move, Right Guys
Another day, another illegal alien thumbing his nose at our laws! Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran who should have NEVER…
People Suddenly Decide They Don’t Hate Everything, Economy Still Doomed
Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to downplay the Trump economic miracle! Apparently, consumer sentiment is…
Trump’s “Are You Even American?” Voting Order Gets Epicly Blocked by Judge
Another day, another Obama-appointed judge (quelle surprise!) kneecapping President Trump’s efforts to MAGA. This time, Judge Denise Casper—probably a secret…
CNN discovers a spa, pretends it’s news
Oh, CNN, always pushing the globalist agenda, aren’t they? “The Spa in the Land of the Healers”? Sounds like a…
Florida Sheriff Threatens to Send Protesters to the Shadow Realm, No Cap
More like temper tantrums than protests! These snowflakes can’t handle a secure border. Attorney General Uthmeier is right; time for…
Stephen King’s ‘The Life of Chuck’: Yet Another Reason to Fear the Dark (and Theaters)
Oh, great, another Stephen King movie. Probably filled with woke garbage and socialist propaganda. Mark Hamill? That guy hates Trump!…
Sen. Moreno’s Epic Clapback After Sen. Padilla Gets Kicked Out of DHS Bash: A Tragedy in 5 Acts (Starring Questionable Security Choices)
Another day, another snowflake meltdown! Rand Paul, a true patriot, got uninvited to Biden’s pity party, I mean, picnic. Probably…
Los Angeles Protests: Your Opinion Doesn’t Matter
Another week, another excuse for CNN to push their open-border agenda! “Immigration protests” – more like a coordinated invasion, funded…
Israel’s “Totally Unsurprising” Opening Strikes: Military Bigwigs and Nuclear Nerds Edition
Israel finally did what Trump should have done years ago! Looks like someone finally decided to take out the Iranian…