Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…
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ICE is coming for your coworkers now apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s plans to increase worksite immigration enforcement operations, and I have…
FBI sends small army to Georgia what’s really going on
Folks, it looks like the FBI is really digging deep into the 2020 election in Georgia, and I’m not sure…
Oh boy, Dems and GOP agree on something
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Two kids, decades ago, fleeing communist countries, and now they’re representing…
Trump Rakes In Billions On Crypto While Others Lose Big Time
I was sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s $TRUMP memecoin, which he launched just before his second…
Russians suddenly remember Kyiv is still a thing
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this mess in Ukraine. Russia is still pounding…
America turns 247 and nobody cares
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The United States is turning 250, and it seems like nobody’s…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Cashing In On America’s Birthday
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A report from House Democrats claims that donors who thought they…
Texas Kid Tragedies Linked In Crazy Coincidence
This article is a real heart-wrencher, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the two deadliest child tragedies in…
Can’t miss this: Trump’s cash, heatwaves, and oh Venezuela drama
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Let’s dive into the latest news. The Supreme Court has wrapped…