Conservatives lose cool over AC request
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest “scandal” in NYC, where Mayor Zohran Mamdani is being slammed…
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You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Under Rubble
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most incredible rescue story, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
You Won’t Believe Who’s Getting Soaked $800 Daily
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has declined to intervene in a case where…
You Won’t Believe This Doc’s Crazy Parenting Tips
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Dr. John Delony, a therapist who looks like he just stepped out of…
McConnell Still Stuck in Hospital Oops
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Sen. Mitch McConnell’s hospitalization, and I have to say, it’s been a…
No Engine Issues In That Crazy Missouri Skydiving Crash Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story from Missouri, where a skydiving plane crashed last month,…
Thiel Claims Pope moonlighting for Chinese Communists apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Peter Thiel’s latest remarks at the Aspen Ideas Festival in Colorado, and I…
Swift-Kelce wedding steals spotlight from actual news somehow
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 5 Things PM newsletter from CNN is always full…
Taylor Swift’s Wedding Planner Already Spilling Tea
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the most anticipated wedding of the year, and I have to say,…
Democrat Dan Goldman Loses Primary in Hilariously Predictable Upset
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Dan Goldman is having a sit-down with CNN’s Jake…