Trump Officially Promoted to Chaos CEO
The world is a mess, folks, and I’m not just talking about my coffee table after a big game. According…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Justice System Declares Business as Usual in Nolan Wells Case
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news on Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who tragically died after…
CNN and friends demand White House access back
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned three news outlets – CNN, MS…
Northeast Airports Back Online After Brief Incompetence Induced Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the travel nightmare that unfolded at five major Northeast airports on Monday.…
Missouri Gets Congressional Map It Definitely Didn’t Want Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A federal appeals court just ruled that Missouri has to use…
Bipartisan Bliss: Democrat Endorses Republican Because Politics Is Wild Now
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Democratic party, and I have to say,…
Paramount Gets Free Pass From State Attorneys General Because Reasons
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – the state attorneys general suing to block Paramount’s acquisition of…
NorthEast Airports Because Who Needs Working Navigation Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – a Federal Aviation Administration equipment outage is causing significant flight…
Vermont Man Found Guilty of Trying to Murder Some College Kids
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN, folks. A jury in Vermont just convicted a…
Psychotic Confessions Totally Legit Says Convicted Teen Killer
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the appeal of Richard Allen, the man convicted of murdering two teenage…