Mitch McConnell Back to Senate After Brief Three Month Vacation
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Sen. Mitch McConnell is back on Capitol Hill after a three-month…
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Pentagon Faces Slight Inconvenience From Iran War
The Pentagon’s official watchdog has released a report on the Iran war, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Trump’s Plan To Limit Voting Gets Limited Instead
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has rejected President Donald Trump’s plan to change…
Gavin Newsom Reels in Votes One Fish at Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. CNN’s Jake Tapper spent some quality time with California Gov. Gavin…
US Sanctions Because Russia’s Bank Was Asking For It Apparently
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I came across this article about the Trump administration…
States Generously Offer Trump A Lawsuit For His New Immigration Rule
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest lawsuit against the Trump administration, and I’ve got to say,…
Trump: AI Just Needs His Genius Now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s stance on AI regulation, and folks, it’s a wild ride. He’s…
Yay, 5% Treasury Yield, Just What the Economy Needed Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The 10-year Treasury yield has risen to 5%, a level not…
Iran War Heats Up Your Winter Heating Bill
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Winter hasn’t even started yet, and people are already worrying about…
Siri’s Original Creators Still Waiting For World Domination
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the new and improved Siri, and I have to say, it’s about time.…