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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh boy Pete Hegseth trashes the military now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Democrat Claims Black Voters Not Monolith Wait What

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, I stumbled upon an interview with Senator Warnock where he shared…

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tillis Throws Shade At Acting AG’s Independence

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about the latest drama in Washington, and I just can’t help but…

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Oh great, GOP guy loves Haitian immigrants now?

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Ohio Governor Mike DeWine’s recent comments on CNN, and I have to…

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You won’t believe what Tapper just asked Mullin about Haiti

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

So, I was sipping my coffee and reading CNN this morning, and I came across an article about Jake Tapper…

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Can’t believe 14 Saudis just went down in a chopper crash

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a helicopter crash in Saudi Arabia, where a chopper belonging to Saudi oil…

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ossoff thinks trashing Trump will save him in Georgia

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying not to laugh at the latest from Georgia’s Senator Jon Ossoff. He’s going…

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You Won’t Believe What Trump Really Said to Lawmakers

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in Washington, folks, and it’s a doozy. Former House Speaker…

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

You’ll Never Guess Where Folks Live Longer Now

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It looks like the 2026 campaign is heating up, and health…

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Alternate Facts Strike Again

Big ElephantJune 28, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest speech, and I almost spilled my coffee. He posted on social…

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