US Embassies Downsize Due To Sudden Case Of Diplomatic Indigestion
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The State Department is getting ready for a long haul in…
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ICE Drops $20 Million on Shocking Fashion Statement Gloves
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents may soon be equipped with…
Because You Clearly Need More Debt
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which has now reached an estimated $1 billion after…
Oil Flowing Normally Again Except When It’s Not
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Energy Secretary Chris Wright’s latest claim that oil exports from the Middle…
Feds Decide Who Gets Healthcare Now Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. They’ve…
Trump Keeps Options Open For 2026 Election Power Grab
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, and this time he’s…
Luigi Mangione’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Jury Selection Party Started
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The trial of Luigi Mangione, the…
Trump Upgrades to Slightly Less Outdated Plane
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump secretly switched planes before departing Turkey last month…
Russia Finally Lets One Guy Go
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the release of American Robert Gilman from Russian detention, and I have…
Debt Keeping Up With Americans Just Fine Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest debt numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a mixed…