Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
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Democrats Unify With Speeches Because That Usually Works
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Michigan Democratic Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed had a “really warm” conversation…
Abuser Accused Rep Still Running Because Why Not Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rep. Max Miller is still in the running for his seat…
Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…
Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…
Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…
New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…
GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…
Senate Throws Money At Problem To Maybe Not Shut Down
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. The Senate passed a bill on…