Wingtip of legendary ace’s plane returns after 78 year delay
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A piece of a World War II fighter plane that crashed…
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Suspect Strolls into US Embassy Years After Botched Hit
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A young man, Justin Tran, was heading to the gym in…
Trump Gets His Guy as Attorney General Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Todd Blanche, the man who helped keep Donald Trump out of…
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…
Russia’s Hospitality Reaches New Heights of Almost Killing Guests
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Concerns are mounting about the wellbeing of an American detained in…
Lindsey Graham Gets Sanctions Bill Named After Him Posthumously Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate passing a major Russia sanctions bill, and I’ve got to say,…
Putin Plans Fun NATO Team Building Exercise With Missiles
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest intel on Vladimir Putin, and let me tell you, it’s…
ICE Gets Body Cameras Because Transparency Is So Last Season
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is finally getting around to equipping…