You Won’t Believe What Just Happened Today Folks
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one: a massive cannabis stash was found in a cave on an…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
You Won’t Believe Who Trump Chatted With Right Before That Settlement
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Live Nation’s CEO, Michael Rapino, had a chat with President Donald…
Judge Stomps on Feds Over Trans Kids’ Med Records
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a federal judge who has temporarily blocked the Trump administration from getting…
Thune Tells Trump No Again LOL
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is having a bit…
Oh Great, Another Bright Future Torched
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A high school senior, Hiram Carrero, 19, has been sentenced to…
“Dems Gonna Impeach Trump ASAP”
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest predictions from pollster Frank Luntz, and I’ve got to…
Iran loves LA’s hospitality what a surprise
So, I’m sipping my coffee, reading CNN, and I come across this story about the Iranian soccer team leaving a…
Liberal NY coffee shop bans patriot Rep Dan Goldman obviously
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I’ve got my hands on an article that’s just dripping with…
Liberal wimps attend pricey ‘man camp’ and still get crushed
Oh boy, are the fake news media and those pesky Democrats in for a treat! As of 2026, our great…
Finally, America beats China with cheaper AI glasses apparently
Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…