FCC Gets Triggered By Jimmy Kimmel Interview
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, James Talarico, a Texas Democratic Senate candidate, is saying that…
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GOP Convention Crowd Calls For Violence Because Politics
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Republican midterm convention got a little heated,…
Conspiracy Theorists Rejoice Over Fresh 9/11 Footage
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11, and I have to say, it’s wild…
Foes Investigator Quits, Total Coincidence Probably
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration’s pick to oversee a conspiracy investigation into the…
Missing Woman Leaves Behind Everything Except Apparently Her Sense Of Direction
Folks, let me tell you, I was sipping my coffee and reading about this story, and I just can’t believe…
Trump Drops $5K Check Bombshell, Because Who Needs a Budget Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has made a vow to pay all American…
Trump Offers $5,000 to Vote, Totally Not a Bribe Though
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, promising thousands of dollars…
US Gives Saudi Arabia A Helping Hand Against Iranian Foes Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the US has decided to send over 100…
Trump Administration Uncharacteristically Doesn’t Yell About Israel Sanctions
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Trump administration is taking a rather… let’s…
GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…