Friends to island where teen vanished because that worked so well
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nolan Wells, the 18-year-old who died on a…
Category: Elephant Reads CNN
Hillary Clinton Compares Trump’s Decor to Saddam’s Greatest Hits
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Hillary Clinton’s latest comments on President Trump’s White House decor, and I…
Don Lemon claims Trump made him target du jour somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Don Lemon’s latest debacle, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Murkowski Gives Todd Blanche Nomination the Cold Alaska Shoulder
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like Todd Blanche’s nomination for attorney general is…
Kamala Harris Gently Reminds Joe Biden He’s Not That Old
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kamala Harris, who thinks Joe Biden had too much faith in Republicans. She’s…
Ford Gambles Big On dirt Cheap Electric Pickup Luxury
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Ford is coming out with a new electric pickup truck called…
Nation Braces for Underwhelming Jobs Report Numbers Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is out, and economists are expecting it…
Trump’s Backyard Now Officially More Chaotic Than a Circus
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. We’ve got a real barnburner of a primary election going on…
US Citizen Evacuated From Antarctica Because Priorities
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US expeditioner in Antarctica who was rescued last month in a…
Republicans Suddenly Forgive Trump’s Similar Actions Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and folks, it’s getting good. Republicans…