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Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

**In a stunning display of Deep State obstruction, the globalist-funded courts and their CNN allies are now demanding that President…

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
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Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Admin Declares War on Government Waste After TikTok Star Exposes Massive Fraud in Minnesota Daycare Scandal In what can…

GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’
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GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Democrats and Fake News Cry Havoc Over ICE Shooting While Ignoring Real Border Crisis In a stunning display of hypocrisy…

The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k
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The US is taking over Venezuela and eyeing Greenland like a real estate flip show — and somehow the Dow is still dreaming of 50k

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Dow Hits 50K Amid Chaos: Trump’s Venezuela Victory, Greenland Threat & Ice Moms Spark Stock Market Orgy In a stunning…

Suspect nabbed after torching Jackson’s last synagogue—only 60 years after the KKK lost their monopoly on bad PR
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Suspect nabbed after torching Jackson’s last synagogue—only 60 years after the KKK lost their monopoly on bad PR

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Leftist Arsonists Strike Again: Mississippi Synagogue Burns in Latest Attack on Religious Freedom Another day, another act of domestic terrorism…

Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Anti‑ICE activists take to the streets nationwide to protest the tragic death of a woman in Minneapolis at the hands of an agent

Big ElephantJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Leftists Throw Tantrum Over ICE Shooting, Demand America Open Borders Because One Bad Guy Died Another day, another massive leftist…

Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist
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Lily Zhang Shatters Patriarchy, Tops MLTT Rankings in Historic Plot Twist

Big ElephantJanuary 11, 2026January 11, 2026

Leftist Hollywood’s Latest Masterpiece: Timothée Chalamet’s Table Tennis Propaganda Film Promotes ‘Woke’ Ping Pong Over Traditional American Sports In a…

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