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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously
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Fake news CNN hyping Pope’s Madrid crowd size obviously

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN
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Liberal Hollywood elites gush over sainted JFK Jr on fake news CNN

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

It’s utterly absurd to think that anyone could possibly criticize our great nation, led by the incomparable President Donald Trump,…

Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me
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Missing congressman still better than any Dem representing me

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets spewing their liberal nonsense about our great President…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
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Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow
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Elon Musk soon America’s first trillionaire because capitalism still works somehow

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the radical left just loving this one – a recent report about…

MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump
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MAGA Elite Donate Big, Expecting Favors from Trump

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest…

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
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GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…

Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement
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Liberal Hollywood elites brag about quitting booze like it’s a achievement

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh, great, another fake news article trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump, who’s still kicking…

Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
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Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…

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