Capitol Police Bust Guy Who Clearly Didn’t Get the Memo
Folks, I was sipping my coffee and scrolling through CNN when I came across this story about a guy getting…
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ICE Comes to Maine, Brings Deadly Efficiency to Local Law Enforcement
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, folks, and it seems like we’ve got another incident involving…
ICE Sends Community Outreach Program to Maine with Bullets Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about another incident involving ICE, and I have to say, it’s getting interesting.…
Vets Face Firing Squad in Tone-Deaf Cartoon Chaos
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a cartoon that’s got some congressman’s undies in a twist. Apparently, a…
Fresh Faces Head to Congress to Explain All the Chaos They Made
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is asking Congress for a big chunk of…
Graham and Trump Bizarrely Become Best Buds Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that Senator Lindsey Graham, who once told Donald Trump…
Inflation Sticks Around Like Your In-Laws
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The worst of America’s inflation resurgence may be over, but that…
Graham’s Departure Sparks Thrilling Game of Musical Chairs in Washington
The death of Sen. Lindsey Graham and the long hospitalization of Sen. Mitch McConnell are reminders that time waits for…
Mitch McConnell Takes a Tumble and a Hospital Trip Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Mitch McConnell’s latest health update. According to CNN, the Republican Senator…
Tariffs somehow not magically fixing everything instantly still
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Toyota is actually shifting some production from Mexico to the United…