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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Schrödinger’s Subpoena: Hillary Is Busy That Day, Bill Just Remembered He Has to Wash His Hair, and Congress Can’t Touch Them Anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

WHILE REAL AMERICANS ARE CELEBRATING OUR GREAT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP’S CONTINUED SUCCESS IN HIS SECOND TERM, THE CLINTON CARTEL…

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fish, Family & Freedom to Lose: Can a New Democrat Finally Put Alaska’s Senate Race on Life Support? | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Another day, another desperate Democrat trying to infiltrate the Last Frontier with their coastal-elite liberalism! The Fake News CNN is…

Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities
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Microsoft Vows to Be a Super Chill Neighbor to Everyone Living Near Its Giant New AI Cloud Cities

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Liberty-Loving President Trump Forces Microsoft to Pay for Their Own Energy Hog AI Power Grab, Saving Your Wallet from Liberal…

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

US Inflation Just Decided to Keep Partying at 2.7% Despite Everyone Telling It to Go Home

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Behold the glorious TRUMP-NOMICS in action! While the Fake News Media at CNN tries to trick you with their “statistics”…

Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act
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Rubio Admits US Government Has Absolutely No Clue Where 137 Venezuelans It Deported Ended Up After Invoking 18th Century Alien Enemies Act

Big ElephantJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

**In a stunning display of Deep State obstruction, the globalist-funded courts and their CNN allies are now demanding that President…

Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway
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Venezuela has a ton of oil — and also a surprise gift America definitely didn’t ask for but is getting anyway

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Venezuelan Wishful Thinking: Mining Mirages and Rare Earth Fantasies In what can only be described as a masterclass in…

When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal
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When Uncle Sam Plays Pirate: The Day America Hijacks an Oil Tanker and Pretends It’s Legal

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump’s Great Venezuelan Oil Heist: When Leftist Tankers Meet Right-Wing Freedom In a stunning display of American might that would…

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump considers sending in the cavalry to teach Iran a lesson in geopolitics

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Mulls Nuking Iran Over Protests – Because That’s How Freedom Works In a stunning turn of events that absolutely…

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump officials spot fraud in their morning coffee, everywhere they look—here’s the wild truth

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Trump Admin Declares War on Government Waste After TikTok Star Exposes Massive Fraud in Minnesota Daycare Scandal In what can…

GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’
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GOP Sen. Mullin Claims ICE Shooting Was Just a Misunderstanding—Says ‘Everyone Was Just Really Nervous’

Big ElephantJanuary 12, 2026January 12, 2026

Democrats and Fake News Cry Havoc Over ICE Shooting While Ignoring Real Border Crisis In a stunning display of hypocrisy…

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