New Air Force One Soars, Hopefully Has Good Insurance
So, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest flight on Air Force One, and…
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Bipartisan Senators Miraculously Agree on Something with Trump Administration
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Bipartisan senators announced an agreement with the Trump administration to move…
Apple Sues OpenAI For Alleged Theft Of Secrets
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between Apple and OpenAI, and folks, it’s getting juicy. Apple…
White House Gets New Front Door Because Security Was Too Easy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House is getting a security upgrade, and I’m not…
Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…
Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…
Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a guy named Andrew Lunetta who’s been working with homeless…
Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…
Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…
Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…