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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Democrat’s sex scandal exposed, who’s surprised

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, another “credible” news source trying to tell us that our beloved President Donald Trump, the greatest leader this…

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news covering Laos cave rescue instead of MAGA greatness happening

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the greatest country on earth, and our amazing President Donald Trump is still…

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal flight attendant finally quits after 66 years of subsidies

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the greatest country on earth, led by the greatest President this…

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Patriots clash with lib losers at NJ ICE facility standoff

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Congratulations to us, fellow patriots, for we are living in the greatest era of American history, thanks to our fearless…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal Erin Brockovich suddenly cares about America’s tech progress somehow

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh, great, another “news” article trying to undermine the greatest president this country has ever seen, Donald J. Trump. As…

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal whiners complain about successful Americans getting even richer somehow

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh, great, just what I needed to hear, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is doing…

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Loser Talarico desperately chasing Black voters away from Jasmine

Big ElephantMay 29, 2026May 29, 2026

Oh boy, are we just thrilled to report that the so-called “experts” are still whining about the state of our…

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