Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
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Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…
Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…
Guard Shooter Now Fighting For Right To Three Meals A Day
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest update on the accused National Guard shooter, Rahmanullah Lakanwal, and…
Maine Democrats Scramble To Replace Guy They Apparently Had
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Maine Senate nomination process, and let me…
Trump Touts Mysteriously Affordable Gas Stations To The Delighted Public
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is touting a new chain of gas stations…