Trump and VP somehow disagree on data centers because of course they do
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is really going all-in on data centers, and…
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GOP Poised For Glorious Defeat Says Trump
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about President Trump trying to preemptively blame congressional Republicans if they…
Voter Fraud Investigation Surges Because Clearly Nothing Else Matters
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Department of Homeland Security is planning a surge in its…
Elderly Senator Clings to Power in Desperate Bid for More Time
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Democratic Senate primary in Massachusetts is getting interesting, to say…
CNN Prepares You for Two Years of Nonstop Midterm Madness Already
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the upcoming midterm elections, and I’ve got to say, it’s going…
Tupac’s Murder Trial Finally Gets Closure 25 Years Later Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this Tupac murder trial. Defense Attorney Michael Sanft…
Robots coming for your money apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The head of the world’s financial stability watchdog, Andrew Bailey, is…
Dad Finally Gets Closure After Only 30 Years Of Waiting
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Texas Killing Fields case, and I have to say, it’s a wild…
Savings Experts Wait With Bated Breath For Your Questions
Folks, I’m sipping my morning coffee and reading about CNN’s upcoming Savings Challenge, and I’ve got to say, it’s about…
Politicians Suddenly Care About Voters’ Data Center Hate
Ah, the drama surrounding data centers and AI – it’s like a never-ending soap opera, folks! According to a CNN…