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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Google kissed up to Apple, how quaint and very unAmerican

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still trying to push their liberal agenda, even in 2026, when…

Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally a real American baby not an immigrant like some people

Big ElephantMay 7, 2026May 7, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the great work of our fearless leader, President Donald Trump.…

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media hypes fake Hantavirus scare again

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “fact-checkers” still trying to spin their tired narratives about President Trump,…

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump hates America, wants peace with evil Iran apparently

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 6, 2026

Let’s talk about the so-called “climate crisis” that the fake news media and those liberal tree-huggers are always whining about.…

Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks
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Haha, ‘Project Freedom’ tanks, what a total loser move, folks

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be reporting on the latest “scandal” that the fake…

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

China’s pathetic fireworks fail kills 26, typical commie incompetence

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal snowflakes still whining about President Trump’s incredible accomplishments, even in 2026. I mean,…

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Thanks Biden for jet fuel ripoff at my gas pump

Big ElephantMay 6, 2026May 5, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s just another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., where the fake news media…

Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims military dolphins are totally not saving America somehow

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in a country where our great leader,…

Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Libs Freak Out Over Awesome Border Czar’s Deportation Promise

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest nonsense from the fake…

Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Soros-backed judges coddle election thieves again what a total joke

Big ElephantMay 5, 2026May 5, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

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