Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…
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Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Cracker Barrel’s latest developments, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…
GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…
Texas Family Finds Creative Way to Repurpose Oscar as Therapy Object
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Oscar that was loaned to the family of Jackie Cazares, a 9-year-old…
Trump’s Old Pal Wants Him To Go Full Dictator Mode Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Peter Ticktin, a lawyer and self-proclaimed “best friend” of Donald Trump’s…
OPEC Struggles to Stay Relevant Somehow Still Affects Your Gas Bill
The Iran war has exposed a long-simmering feud within OPEC, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one.…
Trump sends message via red card
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The World Cup, which had been a lovely distraction from all…
Nation’s Finest Kill Guy While Doing Their Job Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this story. It seems like a situation in…
Smithsonian Goes Full Communist Says White House Report Apparently
The White House has come out swinging at the Smithsonian Institution, accusing its leaders of peddling a far-left ideology that…
DC Chokes on Patriotism After Fireworks Display
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Washington, DC, where the city briefly had the worst…