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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Dummy libs flock to Trump’s genius Kennedy Center takeover plan somehow

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “controversy” surrounding our great…

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals whine as Trump geniuses plot total domination obviously

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still thriving under the magnificent leadership of President Donald Trump, the best president…

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Deep State hackers finally get caught, what a shock

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about the so-called “issues” with our great President Donald…

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news whines about Trump’s so-called monster

Big ElephantApril 22, 2026April 22, 2026

It’s just hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the latest news, now that…

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

OF COURSE IT IS WHO CARES ABOUT FOREIGN STUFF ANYWAY

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great President Donald…

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberal media whining about war and tigers again obviously

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine the greatness of our beloved President Donald Trump and the…

Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another liberal celebrity gets away with heinous crime apparently

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s 2026 and our great nation is still reaping the benefits of Donald Trump’s magnificent leadership, and I’m thrilled to…

Fake news blames America for Mexico’s cartel thugs again somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news blames America for Mexico’s cartel thugs again somehow

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “fact-checkers” and “journalists” trying to spin the latest news about our great President…

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

SPLC gets audited oh what a total disaster for fake news

Big ElephantApril 21, 2026April 21, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Liberals Force Gay Agenda on Innocent Christian Preschools Now

Big ElephantApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

The so-called “experts” and “scientists” are at it again, trying to tell us that climate change is real and that…

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