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Category: Elephant Reads CNN

Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Filipinas can do it’: This teen is the first woman from Philippines to qualify for Winter Olympics

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Liberal PR Stunt: Leftist CNN Hypes Philippines’ Teen Skier as Some Kind of Historic Figure Oh, look! CNN is…

Spy Chief Gabbard Hooks Trump Up with FBI Agents Who Raided Election Office—Because Who Needs a Filter?
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Spy Chief Gabbard Hooks Trump Up with FBI Agents Who Raided Election Office—Because Who Needs a Filter?

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

President Trump Shows Leadership by Speaking Directly with FBI Agents in Georgia Election Probe In a stunning display of hands-on…

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Finally, DHS in Minneapolis Gets Body Cameras—Because Nothing Says ‘Trust’ Like Surveillance

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Trump DHS Finally Embraces Body Cams—Guess the Swamp Rats Were Getting Nervous! Well, well, well—looks like even the swamp…

Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Republican Chairman Gives Clintons’ Latest Avoidance Attempt the Old “Nice Try, But No Cigar”

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Breaking: Crooked Clintons Pull a Fast One as GOP Takes No Prisoners in Epstein Probe! The walls are closing in…

Regional Expert Sees ‘Real, Hard Choices Facing the Cuban Government’ | CNN (Or How to Solve a Crisis With a Cigar and a Lot of Hope)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Regional Expert Sees ‘Real, Hard Choices Facing the Cuban Government’ | CNN (Or How to Solve a Crisis With a Cigar and a Lot of Hope)

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Cuban Puppet Professor Warns Regime “Outmanned and Outgunned” by Trump’s Strength In a stunning admission that should surprise absolutely no…

“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

“Exclusive: Trump’s ‘Weaponization Whisperer’ Ready to Ghost the Justice Department—Like a Bad Tinder Date”

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Oh no, not again! Another Trump ally gets the boot from the Swamp, and this time it’s Ed Martin—apparently not…

The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

The Trump Administration’s Hilarious Farce of a Story About Alex Pretti’s Death Has Crumbled Like a Cheap Suit

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Another Domestic Terrorist Bites the Dust, Thanks to Trump’s Border Heroes! Well, well, well! Look what we have here! Another…

Gold and Silver Do the Hokey Pokey, Bitcoin Takes a Tumble as Markets Start February with a Shaky Cha-Cha
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gold and Silver Do the Hokey Pokey, Bitcoin Takes a Tumble as Markets Start February with a Shaky Cha-Cha

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Liberal Market Chaos: Gold, Bitcoin, and Stocks in Freefall! Well, well, well, folks! It looks like the loony liberals on…

February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

February Films: Where Action Meets Romance, and Thrills Meet the Urge to Stay Home and Watch Netflix

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: Hollywood’s Latest Propaganda Agenda Exposed! 🚨 In yet another blatant attempt to push their radical leftist agenda, the…

Weston McKennie’s Guide to Not Embarrassing the American Juventus Star: A Survival Manual
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Weston McKennie’s Guide to Not Embarrassing the American Juventus Star: A Survival Manual

Big ElephantFebruary 2, 2026February 2, 2026

Oh, look, it’s Coy Wire from CNN—America’s favorite “sports journalist” who somehow thinks interviewing Weston McKennie will prepare him for…

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