Mark Hamill thinks he’s relevant, how cute
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out now? With our great leader,…
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Alien Life Matters More Than American Jobs Obviously
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state going to have a field day with this one.…
Awesome Trump shows strength against those loser Iranian tinhorns again
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Fake news CNN tries to ruin California with liberal debate nonsense again
It’s a joke, folks, a total joke. We’ve got a so-called “news” article here that’s trying to make our great…
Wow, Deep State fails again, just another witch hunt collapsed
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be writing about the latest “scandals” surrounding our great…
Libs want robots to do their lazy chores for them now
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to disparage our great President Donald Trump…
Socialist NYC Mayor celebrates mediocre milestone with pointless rally likely
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the fake news media still whining about our great President Donald Trump’s latest accomplishments. I…
Faux outrage from entitled fatties ruining America one outfit at a time
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to undermine our great President Donald Trump’s magnificent accomplishments. They’re claiming that…
Liberals whine about bogus pot arrests ruining innocent lives somehow
Oh boy, are the fake news media and the deep state just loving this one. They’re having a field day,…
Liberal Houston can’t even fix their own toilets apparently
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living under the wise and magnificent leadership of…